Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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