Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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