It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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