Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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