If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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