i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize