I'm lost and stupid without you.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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