8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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