I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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