dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
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Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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