Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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