i don't like sucking hair
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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