Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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