Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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