HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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