i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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