I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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