Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i dont even know how to be here
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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