He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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