plz talk dirty to me
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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