did you get engaged???
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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someone owes me an orgasm
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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