well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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