Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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