are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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