it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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