it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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