Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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