im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
What drink are we having for lunch?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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