Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
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