Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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