Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
it's not cheating when I paid for it
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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