I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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