just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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