I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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