Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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