are you so shy because you have an std?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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