I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Congratulations! We have a period
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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