My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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i just snorted my name. best moment ever
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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