dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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