And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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