Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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