walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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