i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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