i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
What a dumb baby whore.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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