went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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