have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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