No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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