Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
