Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I need a burrito and a hug.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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