Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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