Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
if i died would you start the facebook group?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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