found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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