it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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