I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
