i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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